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Arriving into Teslin Lake, Canada on day 365 |
Today, I can officially say, I feel
like a tour cyclist! A year has passed since I left Barcelona, I'm
just shy of 30,000 kilometers pedaled, and I'm on the way to
Alaska?!?! It wasn't on my original itinerary, but then again what
is predictable on this trip anyway. I've been on the road for 365
days yet no two have ever been the same! I've adopted the lifestyle
of a cycling nomad, riding my bike all day; continuously for days on
end. I sleep in a new “bed” almost every night, meet and talk
with a handful of random strangers daily, and cherish my current
surroundings and the moment!
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The breakfast of champions to celebrate a special occasion |
Tour cyclists, that's our official
name, we are an unusual breed. Some travelers wouldn't attempt to
cover the distance we do by car, let alone a push bike! We don't
need anything fancy, but occasionally we do feel entitled, treating
ourselves to little “perks” and find ways to pamper ourselves.
We start almost every sentence or thought with, “I just cycled 50,
80, 100 miles, I want, I need, I deserve.........”. After six to
eight hours in the saddle, you can justify anything and everything
without feeling any shame or guilt! Guilt is a relative word that
doesn't seem to weigh heavily on my mind nor influence my decisions.
Likewise, shame, doesn't exist either.
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Tour cyclists, we have so much fun at our road side encounters |
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And we come in all different shapes and sizes with all different looking set-ups on our bikes! |
On my first tour, four years ago, I met
Mark on the Oregon-Washington border, another tour cyclist who was
traveling cross country. He introduced me to the term “No Shame!”
which today, has become my motto on the road! Behavior that would
be appalling, outlandish, or simply just simply odd in
everyday life becomes a common occurrence and habit when tour
cycling. There is no need to explain or justify our behavior, we are
entitled to act this way, we've earned it!
After a year on the road, here is my
list of “No Shame” behaviors and habits. You might be horrified
as you read, but for those of you who have done any tour cycling or
traveled for an extended period of time, I'm sure you can relate and
empathize. It's a jungle out there and you do what you have to in
order to survive!
You know
you are a tour cyclist when (you)……
Frantically enter an establishment,
with one thing on your mind, besides food, that is. Where is the
closest electrical socket to charge all my technology?
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YUM! In Canada the maple flavor baked beans are delish! |
Baked beans is a gourmet meal!
Find yourself bringing your whole
toiletry bag into a restroom to freshen up in the morning. Brushing
your teeth, washing your face, putting on deodorant or lathering up
in lotion in a restroom is much more spacious than in your
tent!
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Shocking! No comment, I'm hopeful they will disappear! |
Have tan lines that resemble a flag; stripes and weird splotches everywhere!
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Dessert #2 after 2 scones |
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Dessert # 1, then came the birthday cake, my lucky day! |
Dessert is comprised of many courses,
just like dinner!
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We becomes VERY anti-social when there is free wifi! |
Enter a town, turn on the wireless
option on your phone and pedal around in front of all the restaurants
and hotels looking for a free connection.
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All-you-can-eat-buffet, plate #4, and still going strong! |
Have NO self control when it comes to
food and portion sizes. A 1,5L container of ice cream becomes a
single serving, blocks of cheese disappeared in a flash, and the slab
of meat you just ate for dinner could have fed a small family for a
week!
Find yourself hovering around the free
samples at a grocery store like people around a fire pit on a cold
winter night. Samples are like an all-you-can-eat-buffet, especially
when they are left unattended!
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And when there is a fire, it totally beats a hand drier! |
Use a hand drier in the bathroom as a
hair dryer, clothes dryer, and even a heater. A line might start to
form behind you but, your underwear isn't quite dry yet.
Find yourself in the most random places taking a break and having a coffee, as long as your warm and dry!
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Taking a break hanging out in a bait and tackle store next to the guns?!?! It was the only available counter space! |
Arrive at the check out line in a
grocery store and half the things you are buying have been eaten. The
clerk gives you a funny look as she scans, to imply imply, “You
really ate all that while you were in the store shopping?”. Yes,
get over it!
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I slept under Rob and Lynne's awning for 3 nights in Tasmania, we just kept running into each other.... |
Keep running into the same people on a
200 mile stretch of road. By the third or fourth encounter, it's
like you are old time friends, you go way back!
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I've been running into Monica and Pam from Portland, Oregon for the last week on the Alaska Highway |
You haven't ordered anything at the restaurant for hours, but you are still waiting for your photos to upload so you aren't going to budge!
Feel as though there in incest among
your hosts. They ALL seem to know each other, at least in a 200 mile
radius.
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Bathroom is locked, I've stripped down, and ready to go! |
Have perfected the art of a sponge bath
in a public restroom. You seek out single stall restrooms that can
be locked and in10 minutes tops you walk out dressed in a new outfit,
wet hair, and even freshly shaved legs!
Wake up in the middle of the night and
you can’t remember where you are….Australia, New Zealand,
Cambodia?!?!? Am I sleeping in a tent, bed, on the floor? Where is
the bathroom and how do I get there?
Scavenge for random stuff along the
highway. So far I've found to 2 iphones (locked), an ipad (smashed),
one wallet (mailed and returned), 3 candy bars (eaten, yummy!!), and a camping
towel (by far the best find of them all)!
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Score, free peanut butter, jam, and honey samples! |
Find you find little packets of jam,
honey, and peanut butter stashed anywhere and everywhere in your
bags. Wow, did I really steal that many?
Have experienced a peanut butter
overdose. You are so sick of peanut butter you can't even snatch any
more free samples when they are sitting in front of you on the table
at a restaurant.
Jump for joy when restrooms have
luxurious soaps, lotions, or even hand sanitizers. Fill'er up!
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Free McDonald's WIFI: Everyone does it! I learned this in my first week of my trip with Viçens in France. |
Let out a huge sigh of relief when you
see the golden arches in the distance as you roll into a new town.
Not that I'm actually going to order anything at McDonalds, but I can
easily spend a couple of hours using their free wifi.
Your helmet becomes a second skin,
always attached to your head....why bother taking it off, it's just
going to go back on again!
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Now you see them..... |
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.......Now you don't! |
Your toiletry bag doubles in size
magically when you spend the night in an “upscale hotel”. You
jump for joy if they have mini-mouthwash containers and name brand
conditioner for curly-haired people like myself is a luxury item!
Never trust a car driver when you ask,
“What is the road like?” When they say flat, they really mean
hilly!
Start talking to cows and sheep on the
road, they seem to always appreciate your presence.
Enter a supermarket and make a B-line
for the “Special Discount Bin” Donuts, day-old bread, and
overripe fruit and produce are a true treasure!
Can do everything including shaving
your legs in a timed four minute shower fed by a dollar coin.
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At the visitor center again, getting my free maps! |
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You'd think it were the Mona Lisa...... |
Find yourself sitting in front of a
map, the same one you've been starring at for the last week, and
still there are new roads to marvel at and distances to be
calculated!
Become obsessed watching the little
blue dot move on the GPS map tracking your progress. Haven't I
pedaled farther than that?
You've got all the specials at the
local supermarket memorized. Grapes are on sale this week at Coles
for $1,50/kg. but watermelon at Whoolworth’s is 48
cents/kg.....dilemma!
Find random strangers giving you stuff
free from food, water, clothes, even treating you to meals or putting
you up in a hotel!
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Hiding my tent behind the information sign at a rest stop |
Paying for a place to put your tent
feels like a total crime! After all, it is just a little piece of
land....I'd rather spend that money on food, it's much more
worthwhile!
The list goes on and on.......